Thursday, October 20, 2005

More Antics From The Grandson

Doing "The Rock" impression-

I swear this child's going to be metro-sexual!

He actually spent time going through his backpack, creating a matching outfit for our visit to the local market! (Socks too.)

He was distressed to find that due to our pump troubles he couldn't take his usual "acuzzi" the evening he was here.

He critiqued my clothing choice, asking me to change a top I was wearing. Actually he was right...

He asked if we were poor, since we don't have jobs. When I explained we lived off investments we'd made, he wanted to know just how much money we had invested!

He told grandpa he needed a haircut, and needed to trim his moustache. Quite true.

When he noticed I was running around barefoot, he advised me I would get ugly feet.

The morning he was leaving, he told me he had a secret to share. "Grandma" he said, "I have a boob fetish!"

We're all going to have to watch this child.

19 Comments:

Blogger Nina said...

Oh my, oh my . . . a boob fetish. LOL, well you have to give him honesty. :) Out of the mouths of babes. He is so cute you may just have to watch out for the girls who will be flocking around in the years to come. Girls like guys that wear matching outfits.

3:32 PM  
Blogger eclectic said...

Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man!!! But this has GOT to seal the deal, here. I mean, SoozieQ's brother is NEVER gonna let Sydney Suzanne get involved with a fetish-guy!!!

OMG, ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!! What a personality!

3:45 PM  
Blogger SoozieQ said...

I just spit my drink on my monitor, thanks PJ! A "boob fetish" and he's HOW old? How does he even know what the word FETISH means? I might have to agree with Eclectic here...my Brother has already enlisted the help of his friend the Cop when it comes to running background checks on future suitors...and one that readily ADMITS to being a "boob man" might be a little too much for my Brother.

He is so adorable and with that personality and eye for clothes, he's gonna be a lady killer! *I'm* not even sure *I'd* want my Niece falling for someone that smooth! ;-)

4:18 PM  
Blogger Kat said...

How funny! I would definately watch him closely. He's adorable too!

7:28 PM  
Blogger jac said...

If I ever have a girl child, I will tell her to keep that 'boob fetish' boy a pole away from her.
Grrrrrrrrr
Probably inherited from his grandpa, lol.

2:25 AM  
Blogger Redwood Recluse said...

How does he know what a fetish is? He's so small, at his age maybe he's just remembering breastfeeding.
I don't think my husband ever got over it and he's 35.

6:06 AM  
Blogger cheesecakey said...

oh my god.... he is adorable! I would have fallen right over!

8:30 AM  
Blogger Squirl said...

No wonder you say that things are quiet after he leaves. He is hilarious. How do you not keel right over from the adorable factor?

9:04 AM  
Blogger Romani Heart said...

LOL He sounds like a 30 yr old man in a little body!!

9:21 AM  
Blogger SierraBella said...

nanina-
He's extremely honest!
Y'know how little boys say they want to marry their mother? Well he says he doesn't ever want to get married, but he's OK with having lots of girlfriends!

eclectic-
Yeah, I could picture PJ sitting down with SoozieQ's brother just before a date, telling him about his fetish...

soozieq-
Hope your monitor survived!
He actually does know what a fetish is, I asked. He said it meant he was obsessed with boobs!
He turned 3 on May 31.

kat-
Oh, we're definitely going to keep an eye on this one!
Thanks.

jac-
This trait is likely inherited through all the male lineage!

redwood recluse-
Unfortunately he does know what a fetish is...
I'm thinking he's typical, just more honest than most.

cheesecakey-
I almost did fall over, trying not to laugh.
My husband turned away, but his shoulders were heaving with suppressed laughter!

squirl-
We try and play down the adorableness, otherwise (with the encouragement) he'll start throwing out one-liners.

romani heart-
You've got him pegged!
He reminds me of a little comedian. Give him a hint of laughter and he takes it up another notch.

11:22 AM  
Blogger jac said...

'Tom' knows 'Jerry' better than anybody.

12:52 PM  
Blogger SierraBella said...

jac-
I'm a little tired today. What do you mean?

12:59 PM  
Blogger Gabriel said...

I'm not sure what to say.. cute, scary, oddly amusing.. ;)

3:02 PM  
Blogger Susie said...

I'm purty much speechless. Boob. Fetish. Three. Wow. You don't need cable with an entertainer like that.

7:39 PM  
Blogger jac said...

grandma knows grandpa better than anybody

8:35 PM  
Blogger nope said...

Everybody's said it already ... just wanted to let you know that I am in awe of your grandchild.

8:05 AM  
Blogger SierraBella said...

gabriel-
Are you back? I'll have to come by for a visit!
Oh, and you're right on all three counts...

susie-
You're correct, we don't need TV when he's around. He's a one-boy show!

jac-
OK, now I get it!

indiaiynke-
Thanks!

11:32 AM  
Blogger Rae Ann said...

LMAO!! That is so incredibly cute! Aside from admitting the boob fetish (and how and where did he learn the word 'fetish'?) he sounds a lot like my oldest. My youngest, however, seems to have a boob fetish because he's always grabbing mine. lol

10:03 AM  
Blogger SierraBella said...

rae ann-
I'm pretty sure he heard it from TV.
Doesn't Sponge Bob have a crabby-patty fetish?

2:58 PM  

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